Am Sara. This is blog. Hello. Tumblr (3.0; @soystrawberries)http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a39c5f06611557b43e53b42a65828a3/tumblr_mn0695HMip1rj6bndo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://generativewhimsy.tumblr.com/post/50738928266/tan-likethecolor-stopheterophobia-my-mom">generativewhimsy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tan-likethecolor.tumblr.com/post/50738656697/stopheterophobia-my-mom-found-an-old-dance">tan-likethecolor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stopheterophobia.tumblr.com/post/50738285063/my-mom-found-an-old-dance-photo-of-me-and-my">stopheterophobia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>MY MOM FOUND AN OLD DANCE PHOTO OF ME AND MY SISTERS AND I AM PISSING</p> </blockquote> <p>Fabulous!!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>OMG ECIL</p> </blockquote>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50778250317http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50778250317Sat, 18 May 2013 22:15:00 -0400what an incredible find<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3474be8f0918af395db7f07a8a3eae69/tumblr_mmwk67QUO31rykqswo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d7f8d2a9cd37c8f5a39d19914de1f1d/tumblr_mmwk67QUO31rykqswo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50778107629http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50778107629Sat, 18 May 2013 22:12:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf9b488e0fb4f09ba23cd5df7147ea48/tumblr_ml9q53Fa5z1rw0o1go1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1c2b991eb041fcc616012ce2f9c8de6/tumblr_ml9q53Fa5z1rw0o1go2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a0e86e66d8f616ccee5112951de6098/tumblr_ml9q53Fa5z1rw0o1go3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c209938e41f67c71628b7c2a75a1d4fe/tumblr_ml9q53Fa5z1rw0o1go4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>“[Britta] like Britney Spears?”</em></p> </blockquote>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50777624327http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50777624327Sat, 18 May 2013 22:05:57 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://solluxforpresident.tumblr.com/post/50744649976">solluxforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6f6a51069a6c283007258894ce0caad0/tumblr_inline_mmzsheAh4K1revhec.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/201fe9c5af9dcae8c7ef3738986fef5b/tumblr_inline_mn0afujgyD1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50777074480http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50777074480Sat, 18 May 2013 21:57:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9388d4e28097f27f2e1fcf45e4f42cfd/tumblr_mm51nd1DtS1rx2yzlo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0d9687df20b50e3b1556c0c39d11af2/tumblr_mm51nd1DtS1rx2yzlo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca1b36a3c4516c28d95a83a84739fdbd/tumblr_mm51nd1DtS1rx2yzlo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/74a64b279cd6d5a5743e7aa4b81998c9/tumblr_mm51nd1DtS1rx2yzlo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c2e6c3a72ca8155c84c3cd6e7f27b72/tumblr_mm51nd1DtS1rx2yzlo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab1760e94f7a15469ae72f0786518dea/tumblr_mm51nd1DtS1rx2yzlo6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50775725531http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50775725531Sat, 18 May 2013 21:37:57 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/biyg3LqxPzg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyoutubers.tumblr.com/post/50754461016/behold-jafar-returns">fuckyoutubers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>behold jafar returns</p> </blockquote>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50775535390http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50775535390Sat, 18 May 2013 21:35:05 -0400holy shi ti'm voting for romaniaeurovisonhe put dubstep in there a+<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eyebrowgod.tumblr.com/post/49961038714">eyebrowgod</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whoreiblejokes.tumblr.com/post/49960920164/eyebrowgod-i-dont-wanna-have-sex-i-want-a">whoreiblejokes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eyebrowgod.tumblr.com/post/49927200097">eyebrowgod</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i don’t wanna have sex</p> <p>i want a razor scooter goddammit</p> </blockquote> <p>liar</p> </blockquote> <p>look bruh</p> <p>you can either have sex and feel shitty afterwards</p> <p>or <strong>get the sickest air of your life</strong></p> <p>the choice is obvious</p> </blockquote>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50775325252http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50775325252Sat, 18 May 2013 21:31:55 -0400Other girls: Long hair, tan, too much makeup, Facebook, boyfriends <br /> Me: Slicked back hair, lives in opera house, wears a mask to cover horribly disfigured face. I am the phantom of the opera. http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50775194036http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50775194036Sat, 18 May 2013 21:29:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foxeshunt.tumblr.com/post/50620641103/im-going-to-go-eat-a-grapefruit-theyre-large">foxeshunt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’m going to go eat a grapefruit</p> <p>they’re large and bitter, just like me</p> </blockquote>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50620929915http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50620929915Thu, 16 May 2013 21:51:09 -0400s ame<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/261e1fb30545090c5f589857298d2f1a/tumblr_mmx5v3vPeM1qeg3g9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://francisalbertsinatra.tumblr.com/post/50619864422/pal-joey-1957">francisalbertsinatra</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><em>Pal Joey</em> (1957)</small></p> </blockquote>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50620547202http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50620547202Thu, 16 May 2013 21:46:21 -0400frank sinatraand snuffy<p>&#8220;do this thin g right now&#8221; he decrees, guaranteeing that i won&#8217;t do it now or ever as long as i live </p>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50615743389http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50615743389Thu, 16 May 2013 20:43:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqt7iuxRty1qbiueao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://letseyx.tumblr.com/post/9639132053/top-5-shirley-bennett-moments-asked-by">letseyx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><a href="http://letseyx.tumblr.com/tagged/top_5_shirley_bennett_moments">Top 5 Shirley Bennett moments</a> (asked by <a href="http://lovethatshit.tumblr.com/">lovethatshit</a><span></span> ) | 5. I’ll make your ass sense<br/></small></p> </blockquote>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50609411946http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50609411946Thu, 16 May 2013 19:14:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40b06609d63b881fb6eef24f6430800b/tumblr_mmurvlGTpa1r93u7vo1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a3ba27c2601202457c6d0485118ff65/tumblr_mmurvlGTpa1r93u7vo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tokenduelist.tumblr.com/post/50553859147/sulkylass-this-one-looks-like-its-plotting">tokenduelist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sulkylass.tumblr.com/post/50509850982">sulkylass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil</p> </blockquote> <p>We kill the Zubatman.</p> </blockquote>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50608629856http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50608629856Thu, 16 May 2013 19:03:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c079df0f0ee93f6e120439167f3e7287/tumblr_mmtm1rQGQW1qfz5j8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/685c52ad48ece449fc7f4231b2c1608f/tumblr_mmtm1rQGQW1qfz5j8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thekingofvikings.tumblr.com/post/50478381768/trainerjessikawantstobattle-pokemon-x-y-is">thekingofvikings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trainerjessikawantstobattle.tumblr.com/post/50473095509/pokemon-x-y-is-going-to-be-set-in-france">trainerjessikawantstobattle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!</p> </blockquote>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50532665671http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50532665671Wed, 15 May 2013 19:18:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c1552884ab59185011ece830d48b7bb/tumblr_mmt7p1Gx7F1qkfoa8o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/446747603d2910c210e8d075f72a5075/tumblr_mmt7p1Gx7F1qkfoa8o2_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50473220338http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50473220338Tue, 14 May 2013 23:38:58 -0400YEEEEEAHWHITNEY<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0aeb8837a799fe627e12b093230f3429/tumblr_mmswu5XxA61r17rhlo1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9792369c7b416af21131d94840cc9062/tumblr_mmswu5XxA61r17rhlo2_r1_400.png"/><br/> <br/>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50472742822http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50472742822Tue, 14 May 2013 23:31:57 -0400WHITNEYWHITNEY WHITNEY WHITNEY WHITNEEEEYEYEEEHE'S ON THE GOATONTHEGOAAAT<p><a href="http://stopheterophobia.tumblr.com/"><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_f5151b8a2847_40.png"/></a><strong><a class="tumblelog" href="http://stopheterophobia.tumblr.com/">stopheterophobia</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50444812712/confession-more-in-my-adolescence-i-saw-the">post</a></strong>: <em><strong><a href="http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50444812712/confession-more-in-my-adolescence-i-saw-the">confession</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote> <div>Never seen it</div> </blockquote> <p>it&#8217;s just as well it was p dumb</p>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50458003560http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50458003560Tue, 14 May 2013 20:22:00 -0400looking back i was only in it for eva mendes<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://graceebooks.tumblr.com/post/50443415871/meinschatten-graceebooks-unfollowing-me">graceebooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meinschatten.tumblr.com/post/50443292229/graceebooks-unfollowing-me-wont-free-you-from">meinschatten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://graceebooks.tumblr.com/post/48952176835/unfollowing-me-wont-free-you-from-the-chains-of">graceebooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>unfollowing me won’t free you from the chains of capitalism</p> </blockquote> <p>Capitalism is good though, so more like the fuzzy handcuffs that are your favorite color fur.</p> </blockquote> <p>my post has reached the bourgeois scum</p> </blockquote>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50445375747http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50445375747Tue, 14 May 2013 17:30:31 -0400<p>confession</p> <p><!-- more --></p> <p>in my adolescence i saw the movie Hitch like 10 times </p> <p>who needs to see this or any movie that many times </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/6793a509e8b65d9cddf9ecb8d77a01a4/tumblr_inline_mmt4pzPyND1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50444812712http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50444812712Tue, 14 May 2013 17:23:00 -0400<p><a href="http://form-fitting.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_f37a934272e8_40.png"/></a><strong><a class="tumblelog" href="http://form-fitting.tumblr.com/">form-fitting</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50443132232/form-fitting-replied-to-your-post-what-is-this">post</a></strong>: <em><strong><a href="http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50443132232/form-fitting-replied-to-your-post-what-is-this">form-fitting replied to your post: what is this&#8230;</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>idk ive never needed to email anyone about tumblr anything like literally</blockquote> <p>maybe for businesses they use email</p> <p>&#8220;Johnson you missed the board meeting&#8221;</p> <p>&#8220;Sorry Smitty I was on tumblr lemme email u this post&#8221;</p> <p>&#8220;You are excused Johnson just don&#8217;t let blogging get in the way of your career&#8221;</p>http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50443525548http://soystrawberries.tumblr.com/post/50443525548Tue, 14 May 2013 17:05:35 -0400johnson whispers into the wind: blogging is my career