a limerick by me
my econ teacher gives us a test even though
the ap exam occurred long ago
school makes me sick
man what a dick
so now to bed i must go
Get off of there cat. i don’t want your patoot in my face.
(Quelle: everyteenager4free, via stopheterophobia)
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
it’s so fucking hot that if you did a whole bunch of bad stuff and then died you’d end up here instead of in hell
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
(Quelle: sharonosbourne, via paintedinstars)
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstruation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”