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Stephen Fry: Our sperm is the smallest cell in the body. What is the largest?
Alan Davies: The womb?
Stephen Fry: The womb is not a cell.
Alan Davies: Well, it is kind of a cell for nine months.

paintedinstars replied to your post: paintedinstars replied to your post: Damn it,…

You don’t tumbl for my sass. You LIVE for my sass.

It’s so true. /sobs

and

also

Trina emailed me the thing

so complaining works. \m/

paintedinstars replied to your post: Damn it, ‘Trina I thought you e-mailed me that…

um…do it yourself?

LOOK YOU.

I DON’T TUMBL FOR YOUR SASS.

Also I’ve looked through their website and I found no applications.

Trina is the missing link between me and employment.

Also sign up for litserv before the 15th.

Damn it, ‘Trina

I thought you e-mailed me that job application

How am I gonna get a leg up in the frogurt business if my sister isn’t willing to help me out? 

failbag:

buttsbutts:

itswhatilive4:

loveforllamas:

theepichumor:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh mY GOD

Saw this while I’m studying for a mammalian physiology test. Perfection.

mammals don’t have cell walls you’re going to fail

jesus

failbag:

buttsbutts:

itswhatilive4:

loveforllamas:

theepichumor:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh mY GOD

Saw this while I’m studying for a mammalian physiology test. Perfection.

mammals don’t have cell walls you’re going to fail

jesus

believed:

nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4

cybergay:

I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY